My life these days
- Reading the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy
- Going on tour of TVD set next month
- Meeting One Direction in July
- Waiting for my X Factor audition results
I CAN’T!
so i’ve decided that..
Paul is the mom
Liam is the dad
Niall is the annoying little brother
Harry and Louis are twins who do nasty things 
and Zayn is the moody older sister 
Anonymous asked: Are you related to sabrina? and is that tattoo real?
Sabrina is my cousin and yes it is 100% real
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What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
